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Sussexes Astonished to Discover That City With Famously Terrible Traffic Has Bad Traffic

Archie and Lilibet have been pulled out of their new school after two days because the traffic on the school run made it not operationally secure.

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Tom Sykes
Sep 14, 2026
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Prince Archie, seven, and Princess Lilibet, five, are moving schools after just two days, HELLO! magazine reported on Monday night, following security concerns over getting them to and from the original school.

Apparently, the Sussexes’ children spent two days as new starters, meeting their classmates last week, before their parents “reluctantly” withdrew them on the advice of their security team. Sources close to the couple were at pains to stress there was no issue with the school itself. The issue, brace yourselves, was the traffic.

The school run in question, The Royalist can now report, given they don’t go there anymore, was into Oxford.

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