Meghan’s Carefully Curated Clickbait Kids Are Back For a Thanksgiving Special Offer

Archie and Lilibet re-emerge in the Sussexes’ preferred style: half-obscured, back-turned, artfully cropped —just visible enough to spark fascination, curiosity and clicks.

Meghan’s children, I have long argued, are being sold by the inch, their images drip-fed to the punters as part of the lifestyle she is selling.

And, right on cue, a special Thanksgiving offer has been rolled out.

Today’s installment comes via Archewell, where the Sussexes released a fresh batch of carefully curated, half-obscured photos of Archie and Lilibet “volunteering.”

The kids appear in the now-familiar format: backs to the camera, faces obscured a little bit, turned in ¾ profile, always just out of reach — but never actually private.