Fergie Took £2m From Epstein, Andrew Lownie Alleges in Exclusive Interview

It always seemed highly improbable Fergie only got fifteen thousand out of her “supreme friend” Jeffrey Epstein, didn’t it?

Sarah Ferguson has only ever admitted to accepting a paltry £15,000 from Jeffrey Epstein. This paltry sum rather begs the question: why did she send him a groveling email praising him as a “generous and supreme friend to me and my family.”

Fifteen grand hardly seems to warrant risking everything to tell the world’s most notorious sex criminal that he has a right to feel “hellaciously let down” by you, as the stunning emails published by two newspapers this weekend showed.

And does a measly few thousand in pocket change explain why you would write: “How can I thank you enough? You are a friend indeed, and I will one day give it back to you. But I can not have the words to thank you now.”

You know what does make sense of such effusion?

Two million.